Dear Reader, let me entice you with a humble slice of my life pie:

The time is now (approximately 2:31 on a somewhat steamy and ever so clammy afternoon... oh how ever so vexed am I) the place is my personal chair... and i am most pleased to announce to my friends and cyberspacial colleges (yeah that is you) that there is no reason behind this journal entry... you heard right, i may have started well but i have no well thought out substance to inject into what would be a roller coaster of a read... yes disembark if you must from the good ship of no direction or pay close attention, monitoring every iota of detail of a brain unraveling in despair finding no irreconcilable truths worthy of mention... that's the excitement isn't it, i could say anything... i could even be ravishing a big ol' pizza while quaffing countless gallons of Angostura Bitters (that would be weird)... but what if... WHAT IF this journal entry did have a grand purpose and it was to distract you from your day to day tasks; to shift your perception for but a moment, thus allowing me to sneak up behind you and... either:

a) ninja kick you in the goolies
b) give you a big ol' fashioned hug!
c) pour a whole bowl of pasta (with sauce) on your cat/you (if you don't have one)
OR finally d) all of the above (at the same time) including a thorough congratulations for reading all of this garbage

Sincerely, the Duke of Deliciousness.... (your faithful Courtney)